Avery-isms

As Avery gets older she says the funniest things. I know if I don't write them down I will forget them and some of them are too cute.  Hope you enjoy!

The other day I made dinner, and it was not the best, Avery took one bite and spit it out.  "This is terrible!" She says. Daddy replies, "Avery, that is not very nice, apologize to your mother."  She looks at me and says, "I am sorry you made a dinner I did not like."  I couldn't respond I was laughing too hard.

Avery was singing into her microphone and Piper was jumping away. Avery ran over to Piper and said, "Piper, to make your singing really good, it has to be REALLY loud!"

Avery is really into me making up stories about a kingdom far far away but now she wants to tell me the stories.  The other day her story started with, "A long time ago, there was a princess named Me!"

Avery is also interested in Doc McStuffins, a tv show about a little girl that pretends to be a doctor.  She wanted to practice on me and decided I had some disease, I cannot remember the name, and I asked her what we were going to do.  She looked me dead in the eye and said, "We'll have to cut it out."

Avery was diagnosing her Daddy last night and decided he suffered from dinosauriritis and zebra in the mouth disease.  While they were talking, Daddy let one rip.  Avery got very serious and asked him, "Did you just toot in my office?!" 

I'll add more as I think about them but she really is just too cute.